I would have met your friends We would have drunk like a drink or two. They would have lied to me, 'Cause sometimes I'm funny! I would have met your dad, I would have met your mum. She would have said 'please, can you make some beautiful babies?' So we would have had a boy called Tom, and a girl called Suzanne ..born in Japan ! I thought it was a love story, But you don't want to get involved. I thought it was a love story, But you're not ready for that. She's a bitch, you know .She's got her blondless. No need a tenderness. She's cleverless.